Zombie Vampire

The Zombie Vampire has twice the Undead and double the appetite. Somehow in the process, however, something went horribly wrong. Yes, it is a monster, but it's a totally wussy, confused, baby of a monster. The only thing to do now is to create some sort of Zombie Vampire Ninja Pirate Werewolf Robot and name it Frank. This will surely be the perfect combination of beings... or the most confused, angsty, emo monster the world has ever seen.