I had a kid once, but that's a dark chapter of my past. Good ole Tonto was his name. I'd say "Tonto! Fetch me breakfast!" and then he'd do it... Ah good times. Unfortunately he wasn't all that bright and eventually fell off a balcony. A 4 foot fall was enough to end poor Tonto's life... *sniff sniff* Of course he may have fallen because I neglected to feed him... nah probably not.